knittingnoodle:
“ kristycatz:
“Business shrimp having business shrimp meeting
”
Very important meeting going on here
”

knittingnoodle:

kristycatz:

Business shrimp having business shrimp meeting

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Very important meeting going on here

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

disaster exorcist. pesters demons into leaving. walks into a room with a bowl of fresh holy water and “accidentally” trips, spilling it onto whoever’s possessed. makes the sign of the cross when demons aren’t looking then acts nonchalant when they turn around, backs sizzling.

exorcist: flower of christ [blows dandelion]
demon: [sneezes]
exorcist: bless you
demon, vibrating angrily: Humanity Is Unworthy.
exorcist: amen to that
demon:

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nail-bat-lesbian:

brawltogethernow:

brawltogethernow:

*turns off the light*

my cat, who can still see perfectly, watching as I bump into a table: Ah, she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid.

#why do i feel like this post is gonna blow up #at the moment it only has 15 notes (arabian-batboy)

Man, you are good.

As a cat owner, this resonated in my soul